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Ted Rall - Friday May 1, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Friday May 1, 2020 Comic Strip
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Voters are split over whether they prefer president Donald Trump or challenger Joe Biden. There are several issues to consider. Which mental illness is better to combat the Coronavirus: Trump's belligerent madness? Or Biden's erratic senility? (Woman: Trump will tweet it away.) (Man: Biden will forget it exists.) Which form of rapeyness will bring back the economy: Biden's sneak-from-behind gropes? Or Trump's WWE-style genital grabs? (Woman: Oil futures want their hair sniffed.) (Man: Grab their assets!) Which style of uselessness is more appealing: Trump's contempt for anyone who isn't him? Or Biden's inability to understand basic questions? (Man: Cuz... the thing.) (Donald Trump: You suck! I'm great!)