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Ted Rall - Monday December 23, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Monday December 23, 2019 Comic Strip
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Joe Biden floated a trial balloon to assuage voters concerned about his age. He promised to be a one-term president. No re-election. It didn't work so now he's upping the ante... (Joe Biden: If elected president, I will die. Pretty much right after my inaugural. Look, man: It's actuarial science. I'm gonna kick it. Total transitional figure! I'm gonna eat like Trump. No exercise. I'll amp up the stress-have hunter gin up another scandal.) I'll hire a bunch of young kids. Build up the depleted democratic back bench. Then I'll make like a tree and leave! (Woman: Do you, Robinette Biden, promise to- wait a minute, why are you still alive? Joe Biden: I'm working on it! Maybe WW3 will kill me.