Ted Rall - Wednesday March 6, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Every vote counts! Unless your name has been "purged" from voter registration rolls. (Woman: You can use "provisional" ballot.) (They don't really count them. Every vote counts!) Unless you cast an absentee ballot (They don't count these for all sorts of reasons, like your signature has evolved in style.) Every vote counts! Unless you account for the electoral college. (Clinton 3,000,000 votes ahead) (Bill Clinton: Actually...) Every vote counts! Unless it's the primaries and you support a third party. (Man 1: Green party?) (Man 2: They pick their nominees... somehow. You don't get to vote.) Every vote counts! Unless a court decides it doesn't. (Judge: 5 to 4- votes are in. Bush beats Gore!) Every vote counts! Unless you live in a "Voter ID" state. (Man 4: I'm on my lunch hour and forgot my license.) (Police Officer: Scram, isis!)

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