Ted Rall - Wednesday March 7, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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The U.S. armed forces are running short of troops because 71% of young adults are too fat to serve. It's like a Chinese menu: soon we'll no longer be able to invade both a country from "column A" and a country from "column B." The military obesity crisis is the culmination of the carefully laid plans of America's enemies. France: We'll fatten them up with buttery sugary carbs! The muslims: Convince 'em to be lazy! This is how Netflix started Aiding our foes are the enemies within: Americans who gorge themselves to justify shirking their duty to fight. Can't help. Too chubby. But our enemies should beware: it's easy to invade a fat country. It's hard to occupy one. Muslim: Break rocks, American dog! More Ben and Jerry's first!

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