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Ted Rall - Wednesday April 19, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Wednesday April 19, 2017 Comic Strip
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Narrator: In 1997 I boarded an air Turkmenistan Airlines flight from Ashkhabat in former Soviet central Asia to Istanbul. Man: Can you believe that mob scene? WE wouldn't have made it to the jetway if we hadn't fought off the other passengers! Narrator: People in the aisles had fistfights with those sitting down. Turned out they sold more tickets than seats, and let Darwinism sort things out. Man: Makes me miss the Muzak version of "Rhapsody in Blue" Narrator: Eventually the military police boarded and ordered the losers off the plane. Man 2: Flight is leaving. You have another chance next week. Good luck! Narrator: Ah, the good old days. Man 3: At least, with another passenger as your foe. You have a chance to win.