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Ted Rall - Wednesday April 1, 2015 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Wednesday April 1, 2015 Comic Strip
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Genesis 22: 2-8: God commands Abraham to sacrifice his son Isaac. He's about to slit his throat. But then God says never mind. (God: Just wanted to make sure you would.) Some scholars argue that Abraham never intended to go through with it. (Abraham: I just called the big guy's bluff.) The new testament says he was willing to kill Isaac because he thought God would resurrect him later. (Isaac: Really?!?! How'd you know that?! Abraham: Look sodomites!) Woman: Worst. God. Ever. Isaac: Dad still wants me to go to church!