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Ted Rall - Thursday May 9, 2013 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Thursday May 9, 2013 Comic Strip
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3 weeks after his death, Boston Marathon bombing suspect tamberlan tsarnaey's corpse is still homeless. (Man: The city of Cambridge has banned his burial.) (Woman: The guv of Massachusetts wants his body gone) Nowhere is acceptable. (Man 2: If we dump him in the sea, 9/11 windows would be sullied by his terrorist molecules!) (Woman: If we shoot him into the sun, the photons will return to earth 8 minutes later. It's not like we have 2 suns!) (Man 2: Swimmer windows.) Finally, a solid plan to take vengeance against a guy who's dead- and thus doesn't give a damn. (Man 3: Set it for Novosibirsk in 1982. Tamerlan's parents must never meet. Then our universe will remain Tamerlan-corpse- free!) But- (Man 4: Young anzor should flirt with Zubeidat at this table.) (Man 5: Osama! Back from the brainy depths?!) (Man 6: It's 1982. I'm alive and the couple is dating elsewhere!) Next: alternative universe- and corpse!