Ted Rall - Friday April 13, 2012 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Thanks to the Supreme Court, cops now strip-search your daughter, son, mom, and dad for any offense, even an unpaid parking ticket. They can also search their anuses and vaginas. (Police Officer 1: Is her overdue auto registration fee anywhere in there?) (Police Officer 2: Checking, sarge.) But the American people are too doped up on sports and antidepressants to riot. (Man: I have nothing to hide! Only terrorists need fear the fingers of law probing their nether regions! Also, I pop ex-lax daily.) This situation clearly calls for some creative hacking of police criminal databases. (Woman: Ok... metropolitan police dept, D.C... Scalia, Antonin G... I'm in! Let's give the good justice an interesting record.) If we have to live in a poilice state, let's have fun on the way to fascism. (Police Officer: You're under arrest for rape.) (Man: That's metaphorical!) (Sit and squat cueball!)

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