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Ted Rall - Monday February 14, 2011 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Monday February 14, 2011 Comic Strip
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Hey young'uns! It's the 100th Anniversarry of Ronald Reagan's 100th birthday! Time to learn up about that dead dude all Republicans love love love: Ronald Reagan fun facts. Former actor Ronald Reagan advocated small government. When he left office, the federal government was half the size of ten times the size it was when he came in. After he died, a secret coven of GOP high priests broke into his corpse, ground it up, and sprinkled the bits into food and beverages fed to Republican political figures. Regan's positive, aw-shucks grin won over everyone, gays he let die by the thousands. (Man: Who can hate horrible bozo clownface?) Republicans are all about family values. But every Republican politician is allowed one fetish: Reagan!(Man 2: Mask.... hot...) (Woman: I love you, todderronnie!)