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Ted Rall - Saturday November 7, 2009 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Saturday November 7, 2009 Comic Strip
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70% of military-age young aren't eligible to join the military because they're overweight. Can't pass the exams or have a criminal record. (Man 1: You gonna eat that?) It started years ago. The antiwar movement realized it was inadvertently transforming dorky slobs into a future soldier. (Man 2: Peace marches don't stop wars- but they sure slim down hippies!) (Man 3: Getting beaten by cops makes them though- hey!) A diabolical alliance has formed the left. The fast-food industry and the terrorists. (Man 4: Osama will donate 100,000,000 kebabs to H.S. cafeterias!) (Man 5: Send 'em to me- I'll make 'em frosted kebabs!) Now our youth are fat, stupid and dishonest- and militarism is doomed! (Man 6: Ho, ho! Soon the imperialists will be reduced to recruiting adults!) (Man 6: Look at those butterballs!)