Ted Rall - Thursday May 28, 2009 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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1989: While walking past the physics building at Harvard, senior Barack Obama wanders into a distortion in the space-time continuum. 2009: Obama seems outwardly normal but his right dorsolateral prefrontal cortex. The part of the brain that governs issues of justice, law and order has obviously been warped. (Man: You want to put people in jail... before they commit a crime? That's insane!) Simple decisions come out grapled and illiogical. (Barack Obama: But Bush and Cheney already committed war crimes. It's too late to punish them! Move on!) To reverse the process, Obama must return to law school. But who can convince him to do so? (Barack Obama: You dare sass me?!? I'd so fire you- if you hadn't already done it! That's it- no human league tickets for you!)

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