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Ted Rall - Thursday May 7, 2009 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Thursday May 7, 2009 Comic Strip
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Taking a cue from the Republican Party. Randy decides to make himself more marketable. (Randy: Girls say I'm an ugly tone-deaf slacker. I'll show them!) He de-emphasizes his minuses and points out that he has traits that most people like. (Woman: Nice t-shirt.) (Randy: Never mind that. Check out my DNA sample... I'm human! Look- arms!) He's still the same old Randy. But cosmetic changes allow him to rebrand himself. (Randy: But I'm wearing fashionable shoes!) His base of hardcore supporters don't like it- but concealing his core values lets him survive.) (Man: $#@% sellout!) (Randy: Adapt or die, boys!)