Ted Rall - Thursday September 18, 2008 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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In the past. Candidates seduced voters with the prospect of a beer date. (Man: If Bush called and asked me out for a bud lite. I'd swoon.) (Woman: Why, God? Why take David Foster Wallace and not this fool?) Now they use a more prurient approach: Sex appeal. (Man: I'd love to poke her Chad!) (Woman: I'd take his exit poll!) In the future, teasing won't be enough. Voters will demand action-hot and heavy action. (Man: At 12:03 have an orgy with the daughters of the American revolution. 12:37 you're doing the dayton PTA. 1:45...) (Woman: Hey! The dems gave me an "o"!) It's only fair: Before they screw us. We'll get to screw them. (That's why they call us swing voters, bay-bee!)

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