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Ted Rall - Saturday August 23, 2008 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Saturday August 23, 2008 Comic Strip
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Under fire for not knowing how many houses he owns, John McCain fires back. (Man: Trick question! Why don't you ask me how many jets I won? How many rembrandts? How many Greek islands?) (Man 2: Ok, how many?) (Man 1: Shoot the terrorist!) In all fairness, even Americans of modest means can identify with McCain's inability to quantify his wealth. (Man 3: I couldn't begin to guess how many beers are in my fridge.) (Man 4: My credit card debt raises so fast as to be unknowable.) If all else fails, McCain always distract us with the old reverse swift boat gambit. (Man 2: How many bullets did I take in 'nam, media boy wonder?) (Man 1: Shoot the gook!) (Man 2: Um... zero?)