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Ted Rall - Thursday March 20, 2008 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Thursday March 20, 2008 Comic Strip
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Obama's healthcare plan will cover children only. Adults need our awesome Obamacare work-up. First step: fake ID! We'll erase your work history, credit history... even your social security number. Instead, you'll get a school transcript. Gastric bypass surgery will shrink your body down to childlike healthcare qualified passable proportions. Stay alive long enough to see a doctor... stay alive long enough to see a doctor... We'll pump you full of hormones to make you prepubescent again and reverse damage to your DNA so you'll pass any test for Obamacare. Weird! Last, but not lease: plastic surgery to give you kid-like facial features! Hair, big eyes, mini nose, Obama luvs me.