Ted Rall - Saturday December 22, 2007 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Rudy Giuliani doesn't want to waterboard everyone. It shouldn't be a practice that goes on, you know, generally... That you would allow all the time. CNN 12-20-07. Only some people. If you have a person who may know about a massive attack that's going to go on. You can't have it all written down as a group of procedures. All dialogue real (weird)! How will he know if someone "may know" about an attack? I'm clairvoyant. Like Santa. So why are you torturing me? It's fun! Since procedures governing waterboarding torture won't be written down, Rudy will rely on oral tradition. We shall know the evildoers by their bulbous noses. That's not right. Maybe we should torture you. Disputes will be resolved by, obviously, Rudy. The president and the appropriate officials have to have some discretion here. CNN again. Because he's trustworthy. Do you take this woman, Regina Peruggi, to be your lawful wedded wife? Do you take this woman, Donna Hanover, to be your lawful wedded. Scout's honor!

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