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Ted Rall - Monday May 7, 2007 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Monday May 7, 2007 Comic Strip
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John McCain: I wuv you, Wubya! Woman: But Bush said you fathered an illegitimate baby with a hooker! McCain: I'm still a plain-talkin' maverick! After all, it's spring 2000! George W. Bush: Can't believe he forgot these here again! McCain: Too many people have died for nothing in Iraq not to send many more to give those deaths meaning. Baghdad is safe! What did I say?! The comb-over is key. Actuarially, I'm already dead. Symptoms of Alzheimer's. Memory loss. Disorientation. Misplacing things. Problems with abstract thinking. Problems with language. Poor judgment. Personality changes. Passivity.