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Ted Rall - Monday March 12, 2007 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Monday March 12, 2007 Comic Strip
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Attention Christians! The Republican party may seem right-wing. But they're not nearly as right as we need them to be! Consider the 2008 Republican frontrunners: Mitt Romney is Mormon. Mormons aren't Baptists, thus, Romney isn't Christian. Therefore, he is a satanic cultist, in other words, Romney is a godless liberal. (Romney: I am yours, oh Dark Lord!) Rudy Giuliani coddles gays. He even tried to ban anti-catholic artwork! Newsflash: artists who blaspheme against papist dogs deserve free speech! (Guiliani: 9/11 is the one true God.) True, John McCain wants to keep invading Iraq. Killing Muslims is good! But he'd let women who claim to have been raped get an abortion. These lying sluts must be forced to bear children! (Man: Help! Fascists are being disenfranchised! ACK- one lives!!!) (Woman: What about lefties?) We Christians are tired of having our votes taken for granted. Supporting torture and death camps isn't enough anymore! Christians holding out for a really really really right-wing candidate.