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Ted Rall - Monday January 29, 2007 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Monday January 29, 2007 Comic Strip
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Cancers of the near future. Teletorsal Melanomas: victims of cohabitants of frequent channel changers. (Woman: There! It's that weird itchy feeling again!) Compu Lymphomas: Prevalent in places with numerous Wi-fi hot spots. Manhattan Commuter Syndrome: seems to afflict frequent elevator users. Male-only gastric Carcinoma: this mysterious ailment is found in the center of the face of men who use airport restrooms. Right-thumb metastases: Casual link to use of wireless-enabled electronic organizers. (Man: Just a coincidence. ANyone who says otherwise is a jealous, dwarf-dignity conspiracy monger.