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Ted Rall - Monday November 20, 2006 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Monday November 20, 2006 Comic Strip
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Hanging on pins and needles, America awaits the report of the blue-ribbon "Iraq study group." Here 's a sneak peak at how the United States can still win the war against Iraq: Strip U.S. troops of their citizenship and pretend we don't know them. (Man 1: "Backup"? For what? Who is this? We're at peace! Don't call this number anymore.) Get superman to fly around the earth faster than the speed of light. Rolling back time to March 2003. (Man 2: The inspectors haven't found anything.) (George Bush: Then that's that.) Apologize to Saddam. (Man 3: ...and here's a skid of $100 bills. So sorry about, well, everything. Hope your tyranny works out!) Pull an Iceland/Greenland style name switcheroo. (Man 4: New Iowa is a mess! But Des Moines the capital of New Iraq, is safe to the point of dull!)