Ted Rall - Thursday September 1, 2005 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Like "Animal House" with dishdashans instead of togas visit Talibiarq. Male paradise of the middle east. In the U.S. you'd have to ply this hot chick with meals and drinks and she still might not sleep with you. In Talibiraq you can grab her off the street, rape her and ransom her back to her family! Tired of vicious man-women pushing you around? Our stonings put women in their proper place! (Man: Democracy rocks!) Long lines are history at Talibiraq's medical facilities because 50% of the population can't use them. (Voice: But sharia law only bans women from seeing male doctors.) (Woman: True, but it bans women from being doctors!) Talibiraq's unemployment rate is 50%- but those are the chicks! (Man: I'm a sex crimes judge for a shitte militia and a member of Basra's top rape and kidnapping gang. It's like the dot-com boom all over again!) Women can't vote if they can't go outside- so your vote counts double! (Man 3: Thanks, Talibamerica!!)

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