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Ted Rall - Thursday May 5, 2005 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Thursday May 5, 2005 Comic Strip
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White men in the news presents: The Michael Bolton nomination. (Bush says: Michael Bolton is the right man at the right time for the right job!) (But Colin Powell says: He bullied the C.I.A. on prewar intelligence. He bullies everyone. He's chasing me now.) Who's right about this enigmatic man? You decide: (Former touring mate Kenny G claims Bolton bullied him: His hair is just as curly as mine but he kept mocking me. "Hey birdnest," he said "Yo, Yanni." I bet he did the same to the C.I.A.!) (An anonymous ex says: He was always talking about wanting to "play" Baghdad of course.) (Barry Manilow recalls: He denied on more than one occasion that write the songs that make the whole world sing. It's harsh, yet true: I only sing them.) (The man his own self admits: Did I ruffle a few feathers? Sure. But that's what's required to bring my special brand of blue-eyed soul to life!) Next: How the ex-Canadian prime mininister came up with "Doonesbury"