Ted Rall - Sunday March 20, 2005 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Bush appoints Civil rights Czar. "Not one of the usual suspects": Bush (Woman: David Duke is a brave choice for the civil rights position.) (Man: Senate Democrats say they'll vote to confirm him, but a week late.) Hefner to reach out to women. Publisher appointed by a giddy Bush. (Woman 2: You have to admire Bush for bypassing the feminist dykes who usually get these jobs.) (Man 2: Can Hef get chicks to vote Republican? That's the real issue.) Saddam is special envoy to Kurds. Promises Bush: Not much more gassing. (Saddam Hussein: President Bush sends warm, even fiecesomely boiling hot, greetings to the new republic of Kurdistan!) (Man 3: Another inspired "out of the box" choice,) Bush names papal critic to holy see. Satan is new ambassador to Vatican. (Man 4: Satan is the sworn enemy of God. What kind of message are we sending to the pope?) (Man 5: That G.W. Bush appoints the best man for the job- politics be damned!)

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