Ted Rall - Monday September 13, 2004 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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If we're to believe Rudy Giuliani, the first thought he had on 9/11 was: (Man 1: How dumb it was to put NYC's disaster center in World Trade?) (Man 2: No, not that. I was thinking: Thank God Bush is president!) (Man 3: Yeah- 9/11 would suck if Gore was president!) Now Dick Cheney claims to be able to read Osama Bin Laden's mind (Television: If Kerry wins, we'll get hit by another act of terrorism!) (Osama Bin Laden: Of course! The only thing preventing me from striking again is little Bush's brilliant war on Iraq.) Republicans are floating increasingly implausilbe assertions. (Man 1: 3,000,000 "lost" jobs? Those people retired! They're livin' large!) (Woman: Tell us about the big job spaceship hovering in the ionosphere.) (Man 1: It's big! Shiny! Medical benefits!) Revelations that Bush was a coke fiend may explain this behavior. (Bush: They believe everything we say- no matter how absurd!) (Man 4: In a way, that makes it all true.)

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