Comics

Categories

Start Date

End Date

Sort By

Filter

Ted Rall - Saturday July 17, 2004 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Saturday July 17, 2004 Comic Strip
  • Resolution: 500x387 300 dpi
  • Format: image/gif
  • ID: 908090

RALL © Ted Rall. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

Do you have questions regarding licensing this comic strip?

Email us

Transcript

While we're at it: The divorce prohibition amendment bans marital separation and retroactively remarries couples who have split up in the past. (Man: But I've been divorced 4 times!) (Woman: Guess what: We just signed you up as a Muslim!) The defense of premarital friendship amendment prohibits wedding without signed approval of 2/3 of friends of both spouses. (Man 2: If you married Karen, I'd encourage you to cheat.) (Man 3: Heck, I'd hit on that bitch myself.) (Man 4: Ok, Karen's out. Could you support me marrying Kim?) The defense of marital gender roll amendment mandates that husbands and wives conform to dress codes and behavior appropriate to men and women, respectively. (Man 5: You! Yeah, you and the man! Drop the baby!) (Man 6: Yo, "wifey" step out of the pants and put on a skirt!!) The defense of marital longevity amendment imposes fines for behavior that jeopardizes a marriage. (Man 4: A ticket for $418.75.) (Man 5: Cost of the watch you should've bought your wife for Christmas 1999, plus interest.