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Ted Rall - Monday January 19, 2004 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Monday January 19, 2004 Comic Strip
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The doctor is out. George W. Bush, M.D: He's great at diagnosinga problem. (Bush: You're obviously suffering from terrorist cancer cells.) (Man: Yes! That's it!) Would only that his cures were as sound! (Bush: Cranial amputation eliminates infection at the source!) (Man: But it hurts!) Over and over, Dr. Bush correctly assesses ailments... (Bush: You have a rash of immigrants.) (Woman: I buy that.) ...but he prescribes bizarre remedies. (Woman: You want to spread my rash?) (Bush: Hey, there are only 2 sides here. I'm going with the winner!) Fortunately for him, patients are so surprised at his deadly accurate diagnoses that they keep coming back. (Man: He's the first doc to say I had fiscal impecuniosity syndrome.) Until he kills them. (Bush: Sorry about this.) (Woman: At least you got this diagnosis!)