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Ted Rall - Saturday December 20, 2003 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Saturday December 20, 2003 Comic Strip
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Bush wants a Constitutional Amendment "which would honor marriage between a man and a woman, codify that." (Father: The groom will now submit the bride's DNA sample for confirmation that she is, in fact, a she.) Coming soon. Amendment XXIX: The 28th Amendment is amended to state that marriage shall not be between a gay man and a lesbian. (Man: there goes our plan to make a mockery of normalcy!) (Woman: Alas-foiled again!) Amendment XXX: Sex within marriage shall be limited to the missionary format on a weekly basis. (Man: Sep away from your wife!!) (Man: Twice a week... we flew too close, to the sun, sweetie!) Amendment XXXI: No, no, no... not like that. George Bush: A little more to the left- no, your other left!)