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Ted Rall - Monday June 16, 2003 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Monday June 16, 2003 Comic Strip
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Roughly 6,000,000 Muslims live in the United States. Some may be Islamist terrorists- but which ones? Your homeland security ministry know hows to find them... they're requiring Arab and Muslim males to register with the government. (You have nothing to fear! Register!) (Man 1: Freeze, sucka.) "All women are presumed innocent." Guys who register probably aren't terrorists, so we can safely deport them. Logically deport them. Logically, any Muslims who remain must be terrorists and therefore will be detained at Guantanamo concentration camp. (Man 2: But I'm beptist!) (Man 3: We had to arrest everyone to be sure.) Next up in the war on terror: Forced registration of Muslim women pregnant with male fetuses! (Woman: It pays to do the right thing. I'm gonna comply.) (Woman 2: Sap! They'll never take me alive! Abort me now!!)