Ted Rall - Saturday February 15, 2003 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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(George Bush): Achtung Americans! Lest anyone suspect that we wage war for oil rather than our concern for human rights, think again: I am going for every evil country on earth.) (Generalissimo El Busho, he who is more intelligent than you thought- but still dumb) We're working our way through the world's nations in alphabetical order. Anytime we find a regime that mistreats its people, Wham! They're outta here! (Man: First up is Afghanistan. They stone adulters and chicks have to wear burqa. (George Bush: That sucks! Bomb 'em and liberate 'em! Next?) We're hellbent on liberation! We won't stop until every human being everywhere is wallowing in democracy and freedom! (Man: Albania helped those Kosovar refugees but Algeria's a mess.) (George Bush: Nuke 'em both to be sure. Let's take out Andorra too- those Catalan scum had feudalism until 1993!) Sure, it's crazy to invade and occupy every bad country. But it's never wrong to be crazy- about freedom! (Man: Great news! Both Zambia and Zimbabwe have surrendered!) (George Bush: Cool. Now let's look at countries that became independent since this all began!)

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