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Ted Rall - Monday February 18, 2002 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Monday February 18, 2002 Comic Strip
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They said everything changed after the thing that happened- (Woman: You ok in there?) (Man: I'm in the $#@ trash can.) We went undercover to see what CEOs are doing to protect our national security. CEOs are supposed to generate profits for their companies. Not this guy! (Man 2: This quarter's loss is equal to your salary.) (Man 3: Don't forget my 34% raise!) CEOs collect huge paychecks because they work really, really hard. But check out this slacker! (Man 4: Tough break, sir.) (Man 5: It's God's fault. He causes wind.) CEOs supposedly create jobs. Didn't this dude get the memo (Man 2: Your raise is killing our stock.) (Man 3: Fire 2,800 people I've never met.) Finally: We confront this drag on our economy with the damning evidence! (Man 1: Ha! You're hosed!) (Man 3: Are you stuck in the trash?) We're all in it together, America! And there's no room in this boat for shirkers! (Voice: This airport security guard gets $7 an hour here he is- loafing in the break room!) (Man 3: Evil slacker!!) (Man 1: Hey! They canned my expose!)