Ted Rall - Saturday November 10, 2001 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Even more terror plots vs. America From the desk of Osama bin Laden From a cell phone intercept: "Think two planes at WTC was a big deal? How about a third one - to kill the rescue workers?" Overheard on an al qaeda wiretap: Let's destroy the only industry that still makes money in the US! You mean - ? Yes! We'll bomb their flag factories! An encrypted e-mail from Osama to "a pal": To all jihad-affiliated banks: increase issuance of 18% - interest credit cards. Soon so many Americans will be in debt that their economy will collapse! Hee hee ;-). I'll use this to get by until a democrat is elected president. Extracted during a routine interrogation: Yes! It's true! I purposely arranged for the air force to bomb the red cross over and over and over! Osama thought it'd be funny! From radio transmission received on George W. Bush's fillings: I think I'll spend the weekend boning up on Arab and Afghan history. I'll catch the game after I hit the unks. Aieee! Go golfing or watch football or something!!

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