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Ted Rall - Saturday September 15, 2001 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Saturday September 15, 2001 Comic Strip
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Tens of thousands of dead people... New York City devastated... It's time to ask who's to blame? Annoying liberal democrats could have proposed a sweeping ban of box cutters, penknives and sharp and/or pointy objects - but they didn't. Could they be part of the conspiracy? The jihad thanks you for your help! Hey - Swiss army knives, don't kill people! The Wright brothers created their heinous flying missiles without ever considering the consequences of their invention. They're scum! We cloned you and Wilbur so we could execute you. But I invented aviation! God could have crudded up the weather, preventing air travel. So could those cloud seeder guys. Their negligence is unforgivable! We really ought to do some work. Screw that - I work in mysterious ways! Ha ha! The hijackers grew up in the third world. The third world must pay for the sins of their progeny! It's not my fault I'm a terrorist - I never got a $300 tax cut!