Ted Rall - Thursday January 18, 2001 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Scott loved the parts of life everyone else hated. Cool! This hardly ever happens! Whenever he saw a long line, he queued up. And he was always hitting on stunningly hideous women. What's this line for? Olivia Newton-John reunion tickets. This is the best day ever! But unlike his snotty colleagues, Scott was never happier than when he was working for a mean and stupid boss. Do this over with smaller margins. And don't go home before 8 in case I think of more work for you. I'm being productive! Naturally, Scott drove his co-workers crazy. Did you hear the great news? They're cutting everyone's pay in half - so we can keep our brilliant CEO with a $2 mil raise! They plotted and schemed to get rid of the giddy go-getter. And he always hits on me! Me too. But not me. Finally, Scott was miserable. But I thought you'd love being poor and desperate. i do... It's the anti-depressants that are killing me.

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