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Ted Rall - Saturday March 4, 2000 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Saturday March 4, 2000 Comic Strip
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RALL © Ted Rall. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Man: I would never have had the nerve to ask you out if I hadn't had a few drinks first. Woman: I wouldn't have said yes if I hadn't been stoned! Man: Wanna have sex? I scored some viagra. Woman: Why not? My new batch of fem-pro will ease my vaginal dryness. Man: Wow. That thought really bums me out. We should take some ecstasy. Woman: True. Also, I should drop an extra pill to counteract the fertility drugs I've been doing. Man: Contraception makes me twitchy. Mind if I take some prozac? Woman: Nah- I like zoloft myself. Anyway, don't worry- I hae a stash of ru-486. Man: Mmm- that feels good! Woan: ERP Man: Your spermicidal jelly is giving me a burning rash. Woman: Lucky bastard! That's how you know you're alive.