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Ted Rall - Saturday October 16, 1999 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Saturday October 16, 1999 Comic Strip
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Attack of the ethnically ambiguous humans. It all started with the new waitress at the coffee shop... (Man: How strange- she's Asian but dyes her hair blond... otherwise she'd be cute.) (Woman: Give me money.) (Man: Thanks!) At the office, the new boss was nice enough, yet- (Man 1: Holy crap! His eyes are glowing! No wait- those are yellow contacts.) (Man 2: Please leave our report on my desk.) (Man 1: Blond asians... blue-eyed african-americans... they may look strange, but they have the right to tint themselves as they choose...) But then- (Man 1: Arrrgh!! White people with dreadlocks are the worst!!) (Woman: That was easy! We didn't even have to bring out the nordic Arabs!) (Man 3: Guess who's driving the ambulance?)