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Ted Rall - Saturday September 18, 1999 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Saturday September 18, 1999 Comic Strip
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The consistent adventures of Andrea Cooke, inconsistency detector. During a routine patrol, Andrea spots a blatant case of ideological illogic! (Woman: Manny the marxist- consuming goods and services at the mall?! How proud lenin would be of you!) (Man: How is my struggle to survive by manipulating free markets hypocritical? I'll starve if I refuse to participate in the economy until a revolution!) (Woman: So what? Selling out doesn't pay in any society! Take him away, boys!) Soon a chronological amender catches Andrea's eagle eye... (Woman: Sally the Slut! Back in high school you said you'd never marry some ugly rich dude- now look at you!) (Woman 2: I got older! I changed!) (Woman 2: Slut!)...only to get confronted by internal affairs! (Woman: Internal affairs?!!*) (Man: How dare you point out other people's inconsistencies when you're-) (*superhero comic book reference) In the end, Andrea triumphs again! (Man: This is B.S.!) (Man: Congratulations, Andrea! How'd you defeat I.A. man?) (Woman: I pointed out that you can't tel lother what to do if you don't do what they tell you.)