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Ted Rall - Monday August 30, 1999 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Monday August 30, 1999 Comic Strip
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Media training with George Quincy Bush. It's not easy being a cheap imitation of a one-term loser. That's why I've gone further than any other candidate in developing special techniques to deal with journalists! (George Quincy Bush: If I sold military secrets to the soviet union to score blow, whose business would that be? Mine! So get lost!) The nun-o-yer-bizness defense. (George Quincy Bush: I have not snorted blow since I was my present age divided by pi plus 15 years minus the square root of 8.5 to the power of the alcohol content of danish beer.) (Woman: Um... I was an english major.) The mathematical maneuver. (George Quincy Bush: Gorka Di Kyzo Benabitz Kratnondyzil Griffe Boorshtnibats.) (Man: Wait- that's kungonese not romanian) The alien parry.