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Ted Rall - Monday December 14, 1998 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Monday December 14, 1998 Comic Strip
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God, Judeo-Christian diety, dead. Poll after poll says that anywhere from 95% of Americans believe in God. (Man 1: Of course I believe in God! What do I look like an atheling?) (Woman: Sure... count me in!) The vast majority of these believers belong to religions that promise a painful eternity in hell to those who sin. (Devil: You'll be sharing a room with Eddie Vedder.) (Man 2: Hellrow.) But everyone sins, all thetime. Obviously they don't really dread that eternal agony, or they'd follow every religious precept to the letter. (Man 3: You're supposed to give aims to the door- now you're gonna burn, sucker!) (Man 4: Whatever.) So why not bury the big guy and move on? (Corpse: Wait- check out my ratings! They love me!) (Man 5: Die with dignity, man!)