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Ted Rall - Thursday January 1, 1998 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Thursday January 1, 1998 Comic Strip
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RALL © Ted Rall. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Do you have reproductive organs? Do you enjoy sex? Then you can get cool benefits and mondo stuff... all you have to do is have kids! You'll get tax cuts! (Woman: Got a condom?) (Man: Why spend $1.50 when the federal government pays you $500 to get knocked up?) You'll be courtesy exempt! (Woman: Children are our future, so get the %$#@ outta the way!) You'll become politically relevant! (Bill Clinton: If congress asses my bill, no child will ever go to bed comicalness again!) Your life will become effortless! (Woman: Working is for suckers- so is getting off the sofa! Why? Because I've reproduced!) Call for this brochure today 1-800-big-pain. You can become an annoying parent! (Woman: Society owes me.)