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Ted Rall - Monday May 5, 1997 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Ted Rall - Monday May 5, 1997 Comic Strip
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Do you want it all? Now you can have the career, the kid and the sex*! Check out... *sex not included Chet's Cryogenetic Clinic. (Man: Now you don't have to compromise between a career and parenthood! Let's see how it works...) Downsized soviet scientists are there to deliver your baby... (Doctor: Please to prepare your cesium.) Afterwards, you go back to the office. (Woman: I'm still grouchy from birthing, you scum! So don't test me by faxing that contract late again!) Meanwhile your baby is cryogenically preserved while you work on your career. (I'm waiting for your love!) Fifty years from now, your career will be over! You'll be rich and ready for your kid! (Teen: Greetings, citizen. That'll be 35,000 work units.)