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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday January 22, 2021 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday January 22, 2021 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling DID YOU KNOW? This week -- DONALD J. TRUMP Donald J. Trump is certainly one of the most famous people on the whole neocontinent! But he's also the source of many FUN FACTS! Not many people know that Trump got his start as the "President" of a tribe that was known as The United States of America! Trump's oddly shaped helmet was actually originally designed to RESEMBLE HUMAN HAIR! Survivors report that anyone who enters Trump's yurt is forced to gaze upon a picture of him bearing the legend, "Time Magazine Warlord of the Twelve Moons"! Triple-Matched Day, on which middlelanders must pay tribute (gold, goats, or organs) to Trump, on penalty of being Kavanaughed to death, began as an annual event, but is not biweekly! In his role as High Priest of the Q-Anon Religion, Trump says he has the power to summon the Q God to lock up something called a Hillary! Don't laugh! It's a serious religion! Donald Trump has the power to BEND TIME in surprising ways! The offlanders working the radioactive fields are only two weeks away from Trump's promised freedom, BUT THEY'VE BEEN TWO WEEKS AWAY FOR 13 STRAIGHT YEARS! It is rumored that under his bio-nanomask, Donald Trump's face is a withered, pinkish-purple mass of flesh folds! STRANGE ETYMOLOGY! The name of Trump's army of imbecilic clowns is derived from two words: "White", because before they refused vaccinations for the skinvirus, they were lighter-skinned, and "SUPREMACISTS," from the word "superior," which they believed themselves to be!