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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday January 8, 2021 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday January 8, 2021 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Donald and John A Boy President and His Imaginary Publicist Donald: Daring Donald is trapped! Election-fraud space monsters surround him! Donald: Is this the end? Could he be unfairly defeated? Donald: OR...could this just be the grandiose fantasy of a spoiled child having a temper tantrum? Man #1: No, it's LITERALLY true! Man #2: You ARE a space action hero surrounded by monster-aliens! Donald: I KNEW it! SNIFF Donald: THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN FROM ME!! Crowd: THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN FROM YOU!! Donald: Huh! See, a lot of allegations out there! Donald: THERE WAS WIDESPREAD FRAUD! Crowd: THERE WAS WIDESPREAD FRAUD! Donald: There was? Wow! John: They must be getting their information from someone very smart! This has to be looked into! Donald Time for another perfect phone call with a former Soviet republic! Donald: Hello, Georgia? Do something criminal and fraudulent that will help my re-election... Donald: ...or I'll abuse my power as president to harm you! John: Um, that wasn't Georgia the country! It was Georgia the US State! Donald: Still perfect! It's a standard call I make! Dinosaur: The mighty Donaldsaurus sees a flaming object streak across the sky! It must be a celestial celebration of his permanent and infinite reign over planet Earth! What's this? The sky isn't on fire! It's biased! And fake news! And very sad and unfair! Donald: I CAN'T be roasting to extinction! I demand a recount of the temperature. Secret Service: You can't play in the White House anymore, little Donald!