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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday December 18, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday December 18, 2020 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling TIME TRAVEL TWINS in "CIVIL WAR of STUPIDITY" ANDY BETSY Betsy: Gosh, I wish I could meet Abraham Lincoln and see the CIVIL WAR! Betsy: The moral and economic soul of the nation was at stake, in a clash between freedom and slavery! Andy: Hey, why don't we use our MAGICAL TIME-TRAVEL GRANDFATERH CLOCK and GO THERE! Betsy: Great idea! Andy: Then... Time-travel to...THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR! Betsy: That's weird! It doesn't look so different! Crowd: FOR ALMIGHTY TRUMP! BAM! BAM! BAM! Andy: We traveled FORWARD in time, to 2021! Andy: Sir, what are you fighting for? Man: I'm a red-stater, and I'm at war because Trump really won the election last year! Betsy: But the fact is that Biden won fairly! Man: Tell that to my FEELINGS!! We prefer to believe the ghost of Hugo Chavez put millions of Trump ballots in a ditch by the river! Andy: So, this is a civil war over...pretend fraud and hurt feelings? Man: And protecting the ego of Donald Trump! BAM BAM BAM Man #2: COUGH COUGH COUGH Man #1: Hold it! Stop the fighting! Walker's got the fake Covid! You gotta take him to one of your hospitals! Man #2: But the Covid's still fake, you hear? NEXT WEEK IN TIME TRAVEL TWINS Man #1: Yep, the odds of Biden winning four swing states were a quadrillion to one! Andy: What STUPIDITY! Betsy: Let's go to the 1861 Civil War! INHUMANITY is much less scary!