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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday December 11, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday December 11, 2020 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Presents: News of the Times Historical flashback - December, 1941 AMERICA ATTACKED! Pearl Harbor Bombed, Americans Ready for Sacrifice to Defeat New Threat Boy #1: Will I ENLIST? Hell, no! Why should I join up just because a few thousand Americans died in Hawaii? Boy #2: How many Americans die every day in ironing board incidents? Man: I'm not going into the army! I'd miss CHRISTMAS! Next they'll tell me I can't even say "Merry Christmas!" It's unamerican! Woman: Plant a VICTORY GARDEN? I don't think so! Last I checked, THIS IS AMERICA! I'll buy whatever I damn well want from the A&P! Woman: So what if they bomb us again? What do I care -- they'll probabl yjust attack BLUE states, like the People's Republic of California! Man: The whole thing is FAKE NEWS! Why should I ration gas and beef just because that pedophile cannibal JIMMY STEWART made a phony newsreel! Woman: Join the WACS?! Volunteer to collect scrap metal?! I wouldn't even help all I had to do was COVER MY DAMN MOUTH with a piece of fabric! Man #1: Damn straight I'm taking up arms! ...to fight against the ILLEGAL VOTE FRAUD that stole the presidency away from WENDELL WILLKIE!! Man #2: Where's a governor we can kidnap??