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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday October 23, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday October 23, 2020 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling THE TRUE STORY OF PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP FEBRUARY 2020 Trump: We have 15 Covid cases, and it will be ZERO in a couple of days! That's a GOOD JOB! Aid: Excellent, Mr. President! You appeared as clueless and incompetent as possible! Trump: It's our only hope! Trump: Now help me out of this damn fat suit! Woman: Sir, we have intel that the cabal is on the move in the basement of Central Park! Donald Jr.: Father, pretending to be a brainless jackass has allowed me the time to conclude my research on quantum teleportation! Trump: Then let's do this, Donald Jr.! ZAP! Trump: TOM HANKS! RELEASE THOSE CHILDREN! Tom Hanks: TRUMP! How did you see through my charming, aw-shucks persona? Trump: You leave me no choice. GOOD LORD! Tom Hanks: HA! Feasting on the fear of children has given me powers beyond imagination! Trump: Good work, John F. Kennedy Jr.! JFK Jr.: I'll infect him with coronavirus and drop him in Australia! That'll send a message! Now, get back to DC, Donald! You have another interview! Aid: For this interview, you have to seem moronic and unhinged! Trump: Of course! It's the only way to keep our operations top secret! Aid: Yes, but I mean REALLY stupid! And racist... Trump: Dad, update our followers with one of your coded messages! Trump's Father: Got it, son! NEXT: Enter: Undercover Agent Daniels! "A Stormy Is Coming!"