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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday October 16, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday October 16, 2020 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Crowny the Coronavirus in Presidential Host Crowny: Wow! This event is great! So many places to spread! Crowny: Oh, boy! A new host! And he's a sniffer! YIPPEEE! Crowny: WOO-HOO! These lungs are caked with 20 years' worth of Adderall residue! It's party time, boys! VROOM Crowny: What's this?? Are we in a helicopter? Uh-oh! We're going to the hospital! SPLASH Crowny: Oh, no! Some kind of expensive, experimental anti-viral medication! This guy must pay a LOT in taxes! Crowny: Whew! I escaped to the HEART! B-but....BRRR! How can this guy's heart be so COLD?! Crowny: BRAIN! YIKES! These calcified synapses can only fire off random RAGE! Maybe there's a better region... PERSON WOMAN MAN CAMERA TV Crowny: The neocortex is even worse! It's like a dusty attic! I'll catch my death of cold here! Crowny: Looks like I can't hang out here in the heel! There are bone spurs here! Signed, Donny's Doctor Crowny: Sigh...this place is so horrible, even a coronavirus can't take it! I'm trapped! WAIT! My host is about to yell something racist! Crowny: YAY! Another superspreader event! We're back in business, boys! The End