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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday October 9, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday October 9, 2020 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Profiles in Courage This week: President Donald J. Trump October 1, 2020: One of Trump's close advisors tests positive for the coronavirus. Trump leaps into action, inspiring courage... Trump: DON'T TELL ANYONE! That way their exposure to us will be unwittingly courageous! Advisor: Sir, your own CDC guidelines mandate that you self-quarantine! NOW! Trump: That would be the easy way! There are top Republican donors who need to meet me and I'm going to New Jersey! Woman: What courage! Trump: Take that mask off, you sniveling coward! Are you trying to be politically correct? Aid: Sir, you're exhibiting symptoms of Covid! Shouldn't you... Trump: NO! Trump: Even with fatigue, I'll take you out if you come between me and top Republican donors! Woman: How brave! Aid: Please, Mr. President! You must cancel this event! URK Trump: NO! I'm too courageous! Trump: Almost there! I'm parched! Get me a Diet Coke! AND SO, even with the dreaded coronavirus coursing through his veins and wafting from his breath, Donald J. Trump courageously defied CDC guidelines, common sense, and all principles of morality to spew his rambling word-stew of lies, self-aggrandizement and nutty conspiracy theories at deserving Top Republican Donors. Trump: Lower taxes...perfect phone call...Hunter Biden... Truly, a PROFILE IN COURAGE!