Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday October 2, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Donald and John A Boy President and His Imaginary Publicist Donald: Daring Donald rockets toward his enemies with steely determination! Donald: Despite the odds, Daring Donald will NEVER give up! Donald: Why should being OUTNUMBERED mean Daring Donald should suffer defeat?! John: Because it's an election and we live in a democracy? Donald: Says you. John: Not another game of Donald Ball! Donald: You're just jealous because I'm so good at it! Donald: THERE! I hit the pole! I get 50 gazillion points! John: I hit it SEVEN times! I get 350 gazillion points! F Donald: I had already called FRAUDSIES, so none of your points count! John: You ARE good at this! John: What are you doing? Donald: Building a fort. Donald: If I lose the election, I'm going to refuse to leave! John: Are you sure you want to do that? Donald: Why? What could happen? John: Chaos, violence, fascism... Donald: Sure, but name some BAD things! John: Why would you risk everything ot stay here in office? Donald: Because the minute I leave, there's a whole line-up of MONSTERS under the bed who will GET ME! John: What kind of monsters? Donald: The scariest kind... Donald: DEBT HOLDERS! Monster #1: Hey , bankers! Back of the line! Monster #2: Quit shoving, you IRS dorks! Monster #3: Don't fight, comrades! We are fixing special cocktail for Donald...

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