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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday September 11, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday September 11, 2020 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Classix Comix Not a substitute for reading the text or for classroom discussion of the text. Beauty and the Beast Beast: You are my prisoner forever! Beast: Perhaps one day you will love me! Princess: Boy, if I do, there's no way this story will play in the 21st century! Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Percival: Sorry I'm late! My trip to 347BC took longer than I planned. Man: But you could have returned any time you wanted to...say, an hour ago! Percival: Ah, but I am an idiot. Jaw's Monster Woman: AAHH! IT'S JAWS! Shark: Actually, Jaws isn't my name! It's the name of the MOVIE... Woman: Oh. Shark: ...which is named for my creator, Dr. Jaws! Dr. Jaws: Hi. Office Antix 'N' Insane Conspiracy Theoriez Boss: And put a Q&A section on the website. Dilbert: Is giving me pointless tasks what keeps you looking so young? Boss: No, that's because I drink the blood of sexually abused children. Dogbert: Any Q's? Debra The Collection of Atoms Randomly Assembled In The Vastness of Infinite Time and Space Into A Full Body of a 211st-Century Earth Woman Whose Brain Contains The Memories of an Entire Life, Leading Up To A Lunch at Rudy's With Her Sister-In-Law Helene Debra: So, I said...Helene? Wha? Where? Gasp! Chester, the Very, Very Large Dog "It's Mr. Conway down the street. He says the gravitational time dilation at Chester's event horizon caused his subjective time to slow down, and he missed his grandson's birthday party. Jeremy Renner, in "Marital Mirth" "Marriage is give and take! I give, and you take." Cappy The Cartoon Caption "Seems like the more politicians talk, the more they..." "Barkeep, give me another shot...I wanna go from italics to bold."