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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday August 14, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday August 14, 2020 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling The Rich Fantasy Life of Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner: Thank you very much, Detroit! EXIT Jeremy Renner: It's fun being a rock 'n roll superstar! Woman: Mr. Renner, don't forget: you're just a wealthy and successful movie star! Jeremy Renner: Damn! Murdered-Parents-Man In the back alley of a science expo - Criminal: Gimme yer dough! BAM BAM As the radioactive parents fall, they bite their young son. Thus giving him the proportionate powers of MURDERED PARENTS! MPM Alex the Collection of Atoms Randomly Assembled In the Vastness of Infinite Time and Space Into A Brain That Believes It is a Human In 21st-Century Earth Woman: I'm going to the Stop & Shop, Alex. Need anything? Alex: Nope. Frankenstein, The Modern Restaurateur Woman: Sign here, Mr. Frankenstein, and you'll buy the restaurant chain. Frankenstein's Monster: I not Frankenstein. I Frankenstein's monster. Woman: Oh, okay. Well, what will you call the restaurant? Frankenstein's Monster: Frankenstein's Monster's Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Social Justice Warrior Frozen in an iceberg for 70 years, Social Justice Warrior awakens to continue his fight! Woman: It's ANTIFA! Call the police! SJW: Areested for being ANTI-FASCISM? In AMERICA?! Man: Oh, how POLITICALLY CORRECT! SJW: And being CORRECT is mocked? How To Draw Doug 1. Buy the IP rights to Doug and all derivative works in any media, present or future. 2. Slate a tentpole feature introducing a franchise cinematic universe. 3. Hire a team of graphic artists to overhaul Doug's character design. 4. Focus group various iterations of Doug's biodynamic design for maximum tween appeal. 5. When you are fired, have your assistant print out the attachment to your last email and TA-DA!